Cindy Fook "Mi" and Sally Fook "Yu" were two Japanese twins at Austin's Pad after his knighting at Buckingham Palace. Fook Mi asked for an autograph, she told him several times her name and he kept taking it the other way ("Oh, behave, baby!", "Kiss your mother with that mouth?"). He did the same with Fook Yu before he found out she was Fook Mi's sister ("You're going the right way for a smacked bottom, I don't care who knows it!")

He checked off one of the things on his bucket list of having a threesome with Japanese twins and enjoyed it as the two girls gave him a "top secret massage". Unfortunately for Austin, they left when Basil Exposition showed up with the news that his father had been kidnapped.

This scene is inspired in a porn scene.

Quotes Edit

• Cindy Fook "Mi": Austin, this is my twin sister. Her name Fook Yu. Fook Yu, Fook Mi. See?

Austin: (breathless at this) Twins, twins?! (pretends to "de-fog" his glasses, speaking between chuckles) Twins!! Yes! "We're going to see the twins"!!